Poof! It goes

Poof! It goes

The electricity went out suddenly. Poof! And we were immersed in darkness – not total, for beyond the walls of the compound, we could see the glare of white lights reflecting into the night sky.

I sat still and grabbed my handbag close. Just in case.

In a room down the hall, children screamed in mock horror (I assumed) . I sat silent, not saying a word, except for the initial exclamation: “Allaaaah!”

Around the room, women shone the screens of their mobile phones to light the space around them.

One woman started to give thanks for all that we had in Kuwait and how unimaginable life would be without electricity.

Another woman murmured: “This was our situation in Lebanon this summer. The electricity would go off for hours!”

Then, for the lack of anything more inspiring, they started to wonder who to bless, the man who had invented electricity.

So a couple of voices shouted Newton.

So much for  your college education, ladies.

I was going to say something fanciful: like,  it’s alien technology, ladies. But then I would be blasphemous. I didn’t mention Tesla. I thought Edison would be a more familiar household name.

Ah, they exclaimed! Yes, yes, Edison. Bless him. Where would we have been without him?

When the lights went on again, there were squeals of delight. The air conditioners started up again. The television was staring at us once more from the corner. And half the women had their heads bent over a Blackberry, an iPhone, or a humble Nokia mobile as they resorted to communicating with people who were only in their virtual world.

And I resorted to munching on the smoked sunflower seeds with thoughtful vengeance.

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14 Responses »

  1. is it me or you’ve joined the ‘let’s-make-some-monies-from-ads’ bandwagon?

    i couldn’t remember who’d invented electricity off the top of my head, so much for my education :P . i am inconspicuously using remember, as if i mean i USED to know it hahaha.

    i can imagine the look on your face while you munch those seeds hahahaha; were you wishing that their batteries died and that they didn’t have their chargers? where is that meant to have taken place anyway?

  2. jewaira you were right the first time, tesla was the real guy behind electricity, thomas edison was actually a thug who stole other peoples ideas and used hired goons to puch other inventors

    history has shown edison to be a criminal

    tesla was a super genius

  3. You are unaccustomed to electrical outages, Jewaira, but here in one of the richest counties in America, our electricity is out every other week, sometimes for hours or even days. Yes, days. Our politicians have decided that electrical lines above ground, looking like the lines in Thailand, are all we can afford; so every time we have a thunderstorm, or even a light rain, our electricity goes out. I’m glad your outage was only temporary.

  4. I was informed, first hand, that some ladies have let their hands wander, when it poofed,

    And not on completely innocent journeys, I may add.

    What they did not know, it seems, that we suffer not from poofs or no poofs; we see all.

    Ha

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