To Squat or Not?

To Squat or Not?

I remember we saw them once in northern Italy at a public toilets ground. I didn’t know they were called squat toilets or nile pans then. I just remember being surprised to see them in Europe as I always thought they were an Asian thing. In most public toilets now in Kuwait there are regularĀ  Western style sit down toilets and there are also the squat hole in the ground type.

In Kuwait it is called “adab Arabi” but obviously it is not solely used by Arabs as many Asian countries do too and itĀ  is the preferred more sanitary method.

Now the squat toilet has been introduced in a public shopping centre in the U.K

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  1. Speaking from personal experience, squat toilets are very difficult

    1) In heels
    2) If you are drunk
    3) Tight jeans
    4) All of the above.

    Maybe it would be okay if they had some kind of support structure like steel bars or something you could swing from…

    • lol most importantly, given the challenging nature, how to cope with such situations? am always intrigued about such things. am like a child in these things.

      i’ve seen girls with 1), 2) squatting outdoors to do their toilet. they seem to manage somehow.

  2. They are impossible in pantyhose! We had to stop at a state run rest stop once way out in the middle of nowhere and they had these. I ended up having to strip shoes and hose off to use. I just couldn’t manage and be sure I would not hit the hose.

    • @ Christina
      omg what a vision I had!!

      Squat toilets are made for women who wear dresses and nothing underneath so they can be lifted up during the deed

  3. How can they be more sanitary?
    Stuff splatters everywhere!
    Yuck.
    If I absolutely have to, I use them.
    Why the UK would introduce them is slightly beyond me though :(
    Older people and people with knee problems will have problems using them.
    *shakes head*

    • If you’ve got to go, you will go anywhere :P

      I notice no men have added their two fils (cents/pennies) and that makes me wonder (except for SNR who enjoys this topic immensely and Fons who has a philosophical outlook on such matters)

      • Thought you have a fuggy day in London Town, that’s why I relax on the subject. I,m coming, look out, Splash SPLASH !

        May be we are different in our belief systems but in metabolism we are united. Hurray Hurray !
        Sometimes when I do my shopping in the supermarket and look around, I wonder if people see what I see. ?
        Most of the products are food products and we all going to change it in shit.
        Look that lovely lady in that seductive dress, this day she eat out her shopping cart and then the intestines, viscera take over the work, tomorrow she’s busy to press it out.
        All this colourful funny packed products in this fresh supermarket we are going to change in … well , you know.
        Old young fat skinny, all together.
        From my Morocco visit (one month) I remember the first times as not easy but once used to , ah . . .
        And now, well a regular bowel movement each morning for showering so it is a combination, sit the shit and use the shower to clean.
        Hallelujah anyway !

  4. I think it is a learned process. You can’t get it right on the first try and never try it as a newcomer to the process wearing white tennis shoes. Yes, there is splatter unless you are able to successfully hit the hole (and there is nothing in there). If you’ve ever witnessed little boys trying to perfect their aim at the toilet, it is the same process. You have to learn to shoot, aim, and hit the target.

    Jewaira – you reminded me of women wearing skirts w/o underwear: When I went to Iraq, women walked through the desert and I couldnt figure out how/where they went to the bathroom until I saw one squat in a long dress – in an open area – miles from anyone/thing. Aha moment….

    I guess in some places (UK maybe?) squat toilets might not work as well with hose, Spanx, La Perla…. all the added equipment. Spanx and a squat toilet might be like firing a slingshot (at least in my case). Oh, not pretty.

    • @ DG
      The phrase “going commando” is applicable here…and what freedom too :P

      and learned process it is….

      I remember once a work colleague lost her Cartier ring down the “adab” as she washed. I wonder how many other treasures have sunken to the depths of the Kuwaiti sewage system?

  5. Physiologically speaking, squat toilets are best suited for emptying of bowels and ablutions. Interestingly enough, sanitary designers and architects have put their heads together so that we can now go native (squat) on a Western.

    Personally, though, I prefer my Toto to one of ‘em fusion toilets.

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