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Entrepreneurial Sense July 31, 2009

Posted by jewaira in Film & Ads, Inspiration, Lifestyle, Links, London, News, Women.
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Lauren Luke started off on YouTube doing make-up tutorials. She did amazingly well that she now has her own make up line. Her YouTube is the most subscribed to in theUK

Here is her Web site; Make Up by Lauren Luke

Double your pleasure July 26, 2009

Posted by jewaira in Film & Ads, Humour, Husbands, Life, Links, Love.
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What if our wedding zaffas were this fun?

Brigitte Bardot look-alike July 24, 2009

Posted by jewaira in Film & Ads, London, News, Women.
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Georgia Jagger - the new face of Hudson jeans.

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Sexy Sausage Ad July 24, 2009

Posted by jewaira in Film & Ads, Food, Humour.
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UK listeners complained about this suggestive smoked sausages ad by Mattesons on the radio recently.I wonder if there are any studies that reflect who enjoys eating sausages more? Men or women? Age? Ethnicity?

more about “Sexy Sausage Ad“, posted with vodpod
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Whims of the Weasley Wizard Wheezes July 24, 2009

Posted by jewaira in London, Polls, Stories.
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As we made our way into the cinema theatre foyer, I heard a man say to his friends: “Now lets go drown our sorrows in the pub.”

I emerged from the latest Harry Potter film with a slight nagging headache My companion who sat on my left, munched on the popcorn rather noisily much to the displeasure of the woman on my right who kept glancing at me throughout the film. I did not look back at her but frowned in concentration at the huge screen and nudged my companion hoping the popcorn would be eaten with less abandon and more discretion.

We had decided to see the film on a whim and literally bought the tickets five minutes before it started. As we passed the usher, he smirked and said “Not premium tickets?”

I said “What do you mean by that?”

“Just that you will have a hard time finding a good seat.”

So it was that the best available seats were those next to the woman who glared at me. She and her friend were sharing two large packets of chocolates and when her friend expressed her guilt over consuming sweets, she reassured her with: “Oh it’s alright! You’re on holiday!”

My most favourite scene in the film was in Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes – the magic joke shop. I would have like to have spent time in there.

borrowed from Harry Potter Wiki

Bamboozle July 23, 2009

Posted by jewaira in London, Men, Stories.
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The department store was crowded.

I was lost in thought, looking at the rows of products. When I looked up, I saw he was looking at me. He  had a deep mahogany complexion and flashing eyes.

“Wow!” he exclaimed. “Hi, do I know you from somewhere?”

I shook my head and half-smiled politely. “I don’t think so.”

What a pick up line!

“Are you a model?” I tried not to burst out laughing at that.

I walked away with a resonant “Nooo!”

Bamboozler,  I chuckled.

Ma A7la ha Sha7meh! July 22, 2009

Posted by jewaira in London, Stories.
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The  sandy-haired Arab man with a light beard was dressed in bermudas and a cool cotton top.

He turned around suddenly to his companion, a fair Arab girl with dark hair smoothed down the front of her forehead. She was chubby and dressed in a stretchy outfit that outlined her rounded form.
The chunky man turned to her, and tweaked the fleshy folds around her waist with relish.

She squealed with delight.

He said, voice oozing sexuality and desire:

Ma a7la ha sha7meh! ما أحلى ها لشحمه

Debatable July 22, 2009

Posted by jewaira in Life, London, Motherhood, News, Opinion, Relationships, Women.
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Princess facing Saudi death penalty given secret UK asylum…Woman feared she would be stoned after giving birth to an illegitimate child in Britain”

When I read the headlines on the front page of the newspaper, I didn’t expect it to be the Independent but rather one of the newsy tabloids that grab readers’ attention through such provocative titles.

The first thing that came to mind as I read the article was: if you are going to be stupid enough to engage in an affair, shouldn’t you at least use birth control and be extra cautious?

And then there was something  about the report that didn’t sound right:

“She became pregnant the following year and worried that her elderly husband – a member of the Royal Family of Saudi Arabia – had become suspicious of her behaviour, she persuaded him to let her visit the UK again to give birth in secret. She feared for her life if she returned to Saudi Arabia.”

If her husband was suspicious, he would have not allowed her to travel period. Saudi Arabian or not. The woman had the freedom and mobility to travel and to meet with her lover.

Yes, the woman may have been married to an elderly member of the Saudi royal family but everything has a price. Let us not perpetuate the notion that all Arab girls are forcibly married off to geriatric millionaires and live a miserable life. Many marriages are ones of convenience especially between the elite and wealthy families. Indeed, I have posted previously specifically on young girls who seek wealthy older men in the controversial misyaar marriage.

This woman was granted asylum for having an adulterous affair and bearing an illegitimate child with a British man (some Arab forums dreamily imagine the stereo-typed British man to be blond and blue eyed but the majority of British in London these days seem to be of Southeast Asian descent. Indeed, the said non-Muslim boyfriend could be a Christian of Arab descent, a Buddhist of Chinese descent, a dreadlocked gentleman of Caribbean descent, or indeed even a redheaded be-freckled Anglo-Saxon. Anything is possible.)

So after she fled to the UK, and delivered her baby she petitioned for asylum because she feared being stoned to death.

It seems to me like a roundabout way to gain her “freedom” by involving an innocent baby who will bear unnecessarily  the haphazard mess the mother has made with her life. Why should a child carry the burden of their parents’ irresponsible behaviour?

The day after this article was published, another one carried the headline: Ten Saudis seek asylum as Princess is allowed to stay

If the woman in question was not wealthy, or was not a Saudi woman but a Saudi man, would the British court have also granted asylum?

Freezing your eggs for Mr. Right July 14, 2009

Posted by jewaira in Health, Husbands, Life, Lifestyle, Motherhood, Polls, Women.
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Lucy Edge writes a poignant account of her struggle to conceive and how she finally had to accept the fact that she would never have her own biological children. Like so many other women, Lucy was career oriented and put off thinking seriously about settling down or starting a family until it was too late.

LINK: Seduced by stories of stars giving birth later  and IVF myths, career-obsessed Lucy believed children and love could wait

“……In my 20s there’d been a lightness of touch in my office affairs (the odd kiss and cuddle behind the filing cabinet), but by my 30s my relationships were tinged with desperation.

I hadn’t found him, and I was worried. Yet, I refused to prioritise the man-hunt – the idea seemed so old-fashioned.

When I was 36, my ever-thoughtful stepmother suggested I freeze my eggs to give myself the chance of ‘an ice baby’. But I didn’t – something I bitterly regret.

Not only is it a rather expensive procedure to go through for the sake of an insurance policy, but it involves confronting the possibility that you might not meet the man of your dreams before your eggs ‘run out’.

Few young, single women can contemplate that thought. But take it from me: if you’re young, single and not in a position to have a child, you should consider it. Those eggs will remain as young as you are today, and one day they might be your only hope.

That terrible reality became increasingly clear to me after I met David and our effort to get pregnant naturally yielded no results.”

Egg freezing  ( Oocyte cryopreservation ) is a way for women to preserve their fertility till they are ready to conceive.

Protected: El Hose July 14, 2009

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the notion of grasping at non-realities July 10, 2009

Posted by jewaira in Poetry.
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Emotions

as fleeting,

as precious

as gold dust

slipping through

cupped hands.

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Simple words,

Complex world.

Searching for truths

Unearthing paradoxes

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a sliver of light

at the silver lining

disappears

as stubbornly

unyielding

as the clam

in my  hands.

Laviators: the new Mile High Club July 8, 2009

Posted by jewaira in Humour, Links, News.
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The latest trend is headshots  in the airplane lavatory.

See:

Link 1

Link 2

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tired July 8, 2009

Posted by jewaira in Blogging, Inspiration, Life.
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I’m tired,

very tired and I can barely keep my eyes open but it is at precisely these moments that creativity is alive and it frustrates me when I close my eyes and story after story is unveiled in all its tantalizing details but I am immobilized and getting up to type would be a crime because at that moment so many stories are lost and so  I remain immobile trying not to regain consciousness and….

who suffers the consequences of lucid dreaming and….

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tattered pages from my notebooks.

Protected: Rituals July 8, 2009

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Zubeida July 5, 2009

Posted by jewaira in Poetry.
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Zubeida was a free swimming zubeidi

and that is a kind of fish;

Zubeida couldn’t swim with others in her school

because her scales were  black silver

and the others were silvery white

They gleamed and shimmered

glinted in the sun

while she stood out like an ominous

mistake silvery black

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Zuleikha sat with her paramour

not realizing he

was dabbling with another

on the side,

like an hors d’œuvre

a plate of hummous

into which he dipped crudités

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Husun Yusuf

the girls all

clambered to the dance floor

and trotted

to and fro

each wanting to

outshine the other

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Zubeida loved Zippity

who hummed

Zippity Doo Dah

early in the day

rinky tinky tinky

till late at night

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Rico gave her

a crystal tear drop

a memento

in remembrance of her sacrifices

and her faith.

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Zubeida & Zuleikha dipped

silver scoops

into pale pink

balls

of icecream

and parted raspberry lips

to roll

raspy wet tongues

around the icy cream

cold dessert

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Zippity told

Zubeida

of his desire

to gnash into the strip of silk

and separate the black from the white

and dip rose flavoured tongue

scented with rosewater

into the unparted lips

and hold them there

for a Variation on

Eternity

in several Movements

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Do you enjoy going to weddings? July 4, 2009

Posted by jewaira in Kuwait, Life, Lifestyle, Opinion, Women.
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Do I enjoy going to wedding parties? Sometimes.

My enjoyment depends on several factors I suppose. The main factor is whether or not I am in the mood. If I am in the mood, this is enhanced by a luxurious trip to the salon where I am pampered, primped, and prepared for the event. Most women tend to do this.

If one is married, sometimes the husband is puzzled and asks if his wife intends to outdo the bride.  But then the same husband awaits the end of the party in anticipation to feast upon his dolled up wife (but mostly she is not in the mood after being squeezed into an evening gown, sometimes a corset, and having feasted on the wedding dinner comes home with a bloated belly and swollen feet from prancing about the dance floor  in high heels for the duration of the evening.)

Sometimes at weddings the music is great. There are special bands or artists that highlight the evening. The entertainment in itself is something to look forward to.

But what if  the wedding music is so-so and you have a huge ballroom with tiered seating on either side – the bride’s side, and the groom’s side. Imagine each side cheering when their celebrated loved one turns up (or booing when the other side shows up) No, of course that doesn’t happen but of course weddings are notorious occasions for women to turn into vicious creatures where no detail is left without scrutiny and nothing is left being subject to criticism and appraisal. That’s just the way it is.

Rare are the occasions one attends when there is real joy in a wedding celebration; where everyone is genuinely happy for the bride and groom and their families; where no one sits back and compares, or takes notes, or where  no one evaluates the party and whether it measures up to “the standard”.

I have been to lavish wedding functions where no expense was spared but the relationship fell apart within months. I once went to a wedding where two sisters were getting married, and the sight of the two handsome men with their lovely brides caused me to break down and sob as I remembered a young relative that had recently passed on. They  both divorced some years down the line. The worst wedding party  I attended was when the bride came and the groom never showed up due to some family feud. She didn’t care though. She danced the night away. And less than a year later she was divorced.

There are legendary wedding parties, where the best of everything is provided, but will their marriage be the stuff of legends?

Here is a couple that celebrated 70 years of marriage recently – in a relationship that was successful despite the mother of the bride who forecast it would not work and did not speak to her daughter for 2 years.

I suppose what I am really getting at is that most of our weddings these days are done for pomp and show and do not really involve the essential happy side of a marital relationship.

My 2020 Kuwaiti vision July 4, 2009

Posted by jewaira in Kuwait, Life, Lifestyle, Opinion.
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My 2020 Kuwaiti vision (incomplete version):

1) Houses that can be completely submerged underground in the event of adverse weather conditions such as sandstorms or simply horrid dusty weather

2) A complete changeover to solar energy by the domestic sector

3) All residences and businesses must have covered and protected parking to minimize exposure of our cars to the elements. (preferably subterranean)

4) Every citizen and resident in Kuwait must plant a tree on their birthday no matter what their background. It is a simple gesture of thanks to our environment in this tax free country. If they cannot plant a tree in their residence (because they live in a flat) they can commission those responsible to plant one in a public area.

5) Every residential area has its own recycling centre to dispose of unwanted items and to sort rubbish

6) Every residential area has a compost dumping centre for biodegradable waster

7) Every residential area has  a waster water recycling centre  where water is purified and  recycled for further use

8 ) Enable more people to work from home where possible to reduce traffic and increase efficiency. People receive salaries and promotions on work done.

9) Increase the utilization of robotics in cleaning and maintenance jobs. One operational person  can do the work of 10 to 15 people.