Tubular Inclinations III July 31, 2007
Posted by jewaira in Life, Stories.9 comments
The tube doors open and I am out onto the platform. Not many people get off at my stop so I walk leisurely. Ahead of me a young teenage couple walk, arms interlaced at the waist. She is wearing low waist jeans and a tiny white tank top that exposes her milky white skin. A small white tag flaps from the middle of her black panties that are visible at her waist line. I suppress a smile as I stand behind them on the escalators going up.
The young man is tall and gangly with long skinny arms that have painfully bony elbows. His jeans are scruffy and faded and his loose clothes only emphasize his thin appearance. His mousy coloured longish hair falls across his face and his shoulders.
On the escalator, they cannot keep their hands off of each other. They engage in a close embrace, their faces hidden from view as they are lost in deep, frantic buccal kisses. His right hand reaches down to her crotch, and he rubs it in the rough, brash manner of youth as she presses against him, giggling. I imagine he would probably like to tear her jeans off.
I try hard to suppress a laugh. Dear God, am I that jaded! I stare nonetheless at the hedonistic exhibition as they continue to indulge their lust before me. As they stand side by side now, almost one normal sized person, his other hand slides up her waist. He exposes the soft white lines and snakes under the thin top to her front, perhaps to fondle her nubile breasts.
I start to wonder if this show is for my benefit and as we get off the escalator, I pass them, relieved. But later on outside the station, I find them ahead of me again for some reason and along the path, they take sudden stops to grope and kiss each other in a frantic display. He stoops over her in praying mantis posture, as he pushes his groin into her crotch. I slow down, not keen to be too close again, lest they decide to find a grassy green patch to further their public exhibition, and then I would be forced to watch.
Soon I take a left turn and lose them, breathing in the cool mid-morning air.
Mothers of Invention July 30, 2007
Posted by jewaira in Lifestyle, Links, Sex, Sexuality, Women.11 comments
A divorced mother of three who had not had sex for fifteen years invented the Vortex, a toy that is meant to stimulate women into earth shattering orgasms within ten seconds simply by hooking onto a household vacuum cleaner.
There is a review of the product on the lovehoney site where one can order the toy. The site also includes other informative links.
After a quick review of the product, it seems this could be used to enhance the foundering libido of some females who are not getting enough stimulation to feel anything during sex. According to the review, this product increases the blood flow to the vaginal area through suction, leaving a woman with heightened sensitivity and ready for more sex.
I wonder if is similar in idea to the male enhancement products we see advertised in some classified ad papers like Al-Waseet etc..?
Tubular Inclinations II July 30, 2007
Posted by jewaira in Life, Stories.14 comments
Another day, another trip on the tube. I am standing and I still haven’t perfected the art of reading in that position. I must be comfy in my seat with my handbag secure on my lap and my book poised just so in order to read.
So I cast lazy eyes on the passengers. On my left, a young sandy haired man is looking at a blond woman on his left side. She seems to be engrossed in applying her makeup and is oblivious to those around her. She holds her mouth wide open in a perpendicular line as she daintily applies mascara and looks into her hand held mirror, balancing herself as the train careens and jostles along.
The man exchanges looks with the young brunette woman across from him who is also staring at the make-up session. They exchange a brief knowing smile and a look that expresses surprise at what they are witnessing. A shared moment.
As if he regrets the conspiratorial look, the young man closes his eyes and drifts off to dream - perhaps of the make up girl, because now and then he opens his eyes and glances furtively at her. The brunette girl across from him stifles a yawn and closes her eyes too, but flutters them open now and then to look at the young man before her. She also casts glances at make-up girl, who is still not aware that she is the object of anyone’s interest.
Soon, sandy-haired man gets up. He is well-built, tall, and his arms are nicely toned. Arms that would hold a woman securely. He stands and casts sly last glances at make-up girl who still has not noticed anyone looking at her although she has now put away her make-up kit. Brunette girl looks wistfully at the back of the handsome young man as he leaves the train. She gets up and takes the seat he has just vacated. Probably to retain a part of him.
Soon, a small sized but extremely sculptured man comes aboard. He is wearing long sleeved body-hugging sweatshirt and his muscles looked like they are carved out of his skin. He wears a bright gold cross on a long chain. He is amazingly fit looking.
Brunette girl follows him with interest in her eyes. He stands opposite me now and as he stands there balancing himself, I am intrigued by the massive size of his hands in comparison to his small body size! His arms are long and his hands are wide and over-sized, with fingers that curl like over-cooked sausages. He pulls out a thick driver’s education book in his hands and starts reading.
to be continued
Orgasalarm July 29, 2007
Posted by jewaira in Humour, Life, Links, Sex.8 comments
In London, one constantly hears the blaring sound of sirens of police cars, ambulances and fire engines.
Another sound one hears is car alarms. They go off so often that one can really say it is a typical London sound.
Now I found this video that has a totally different and not so annoying sound. It is called the Orgasalarm. {NSFW- turn volume down}
This would be a very effective and shocking alarm sound. I wonder if it would really turn a potential thief away from his aim.
On a non-alarming subject, here are the words of George Burns, who said:
“I can remember when the air was clean and the sex was dirty” George Burns
She Glimpses July 29, 2007
Posted by jewaira in Poetry.3 comments
Black lace bra
on the floor;
So much
left
untold.
Of Gazelles and Freedom July 28, 2007
Posted by jewaira in Animals, Life, Stories.4 comments
I slept and as it happens during daytime naps which I dislike, I had strange dreams.
I was looking out of the chalet window where we were to have a large family gathering. I saw two gazelles on the beach bound to each other trying to break free. They were frightened and desperate for freedom. Around them came two large lion cubs circling them with keen interest. Then two jackal-like wild dogs, sniffing and following them as the gazelles jostled each other, wanting to break free from each other but wanting to flee from the predators.
I asked those in the room why the poor gazelles had been tied to each other so.
“Because this is the way the of the Bedouin. This is the way they know if the gazelles are pure and fit to eat, which ones they can make the best musk out …only if they are pursued. If not, the prey will not pursue them.”
“But why like this? They are terrified?” I protested
I pondered the possibility of severing the binding rope on the gazelles’ limbs but thought they would want to run away from me too as I approached with my knife and my feared human form.
Suddenly a lion cub raced through the chalet and I realized it was not as big as I had previously imagined on the beach. He looks almost cute as I rushed around with a small towel to shoo it out.
And then the dream faded into other obscurities.
Tubular Inclinations July 28, 2007
Posted by jewaira in Humour, Life, Men, Stories.15 comments
Early morning rush hour on the tube. All seats are taken. Every inch of standing place is occupied. Viewed from the exterior, the train cubicle is packed like a tin of sardines.
It is hilarious. I laugh out loud.
Only because I don’t have to do it all the time do I see the humour in this situation.
On the train, I finally manage to secure a seat. Next to me, the man with the ruddy complexion stares, or averts the sight, of the man’s crotch before him. My eyes take in quick, furtive snapshots, to create the whole picture.
The tall slim man stands directly in front of the man next to me. His trousered legs are parted, to balance himself against the swinging motion of the train. His pelvis is so close to the man by me that it seems obscene. He is reading a newspaper and when he rests his arm, I see that his third finger nail is encrusted with a black line of grime. A shame, I think, for your shoes are shiny and black, and your shirt is pressed. As he leaves, the earring in his left ear catches the light.
Behind the tall slim man, sits a skinny man with oily hair going over a long to do list and crossing things out. He has an endearing dimple in the middle of his chin.
All around, people bury their faces in newspapers and books to pass the time till they get to their destination.
So many titles flashing all around. 5 Paths to Persuasion. Beckham in the news. MySpace Sex Scandal. People reading over each other’s shoulders. People doing Sudoku.
Me, interrupting the steamy part of the book as I arrive at my destination.
On the way back, I study a man reading the Sun. His face brightens into a slow, appreciative smile. I think I know what is making him smile. I glimpse the head of a brunette on the page. I bet it’s a Page 3 girl! Yes, it is! His smile grew wider as he read further down the page.
To be continued…
Lovestruck July 28, 2007
Posted by jewaira in Life, Lifestyle, Links, Love, Men, Relationships, Women.12 comments
Londoners spend so much time on public transport…(buses and the tube)
You would think there would be all this socializing going on during these commutes to and fro. But no. Most people have their noses buried in newspapers or books or just stare blankly into any space available to them, which is not much during the rush hour.
So it was with some amusement that I came upon this page called Lovestruck in the Londonpaper (A free paper) where people send anonymous messages to people they have met/seen on public transport and wish to meet again.
Under the fluorescent lighting of the tube, people look so mechanical and unemotional. It’s amazing how these messages show a different side to the people we see on the tube everyday.
Sweet Jesus! July 27, 2007
Posted by jewaira in Life, Men, Stories.11 comments
He walks up to the bus stop. This evening there is a brisk wind. He leans against the bus stop sign and groans loudly.
The wind carries his sickly smell. He is a young man but already aging. His clothes are dim hues of blue and grey. He appears tired. He trudges to the end of the bus stand and plops himself down on the small red seat. He yawns very loudly. The people standing at the bus stop become quiet. They are wary of this stranger. There is a thud but the people at the bus stop look straight ahead. Two Lebanese men pass and one says to the other: Yee! Look at him this guy has fallen to the ground.
The people at the bus stop turn around and stare. The man has curled up into a fetal position on the pavement at the edge of the bus stop. He is tired, he says in his sleep.
The bus is coming. The people at the bus stop wonder whether they should wake the man up to catch the bus. Or leave him. They do what is fair.
“The bus has come!” They shout out alternatively. He is still asleep. They shout until he wakes up and staggers to the bus entrance. The woman says to her partner: “You are such a good Samaritan for doing that.”
The man continues to stagger onto the bus and informs the passengers he passes that he is very tired and goes to the very back to sleep. The bus passengers are silent as they regard him.
The bus continues noisily down the road, with many jolts and sudden stops. The man starts to shout. People look behind, alarmed.
He cries out: “Sweet Jesus!” Over and over.
Again: “Jesus!”
Everytime he shouts out, the passengers jump. The air in the bus is close despite some windows being open. A fetid odor sweeps through the bus, originating from the very back, from the very decay of this man. He stinks.
The British are calm. Or are there any British left in London? The man with the wild eyes seems to be resting at the very back. His hallucinations have subsided. The passengers pretend they are not aware of the odious smell that has enveloped the bus but as they disembark, they seem to gulp the fresher, diesel-permeated air on the street.
On the Jubilee Line July 26, 2007
Posted by jewaira in Poetry.8 comments
He stood
Because the train
was crowded
during Rush Hour;
He wore a
Red t-shirt
with
Bull Shit
across his chest.
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When I noticed,
the words
in darker red
smacked me in the face;
and I wondered
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Why such a nice
looking man
would wear
such a blatant
statement
to the world?
Swimming Pools July 26, 2007
Posted by jewaira in Life, Stories.10 comments
I have never been much of a swimming pool person. Perhaps it is the enclosed confines. I need open water and vast expanses of horizon before me to enjoy the experience.
At a recent gathering, I was disgusted but not surprised to hear about women urinating in public pools like Aqua Park just because they were too lazy to get out and use the toilet. Their excuse was: look at all the babies swimming in diapers! It is the same thing!
Talk continued about all the disgusting things people do in swimming pools.
One woman said:
“Once, in a family resort in Europe, I swam by an amorous couple who were obviously enjoying a quickie, casting furtive glances lest the lifeguard on duty spotted them. I couldn’t swim past fast enough and I felt physically sick.”
Groans of disgust from the women and contorted faces.
Another woman recounts:
“Once in Sharm El-Shaikh I was sitting by the hotel pool watching the kids swim. Suddenly, we noticed a Western couple getting quite intimate in a corner of the pool, and they seemed oblivious to anyone around them. The lifeguard was alerted. He went over to admonish them and he demanded that they leave the pool. Needless to say the man was quite irritated at having his pleasure interrupted and argued very audibly with the pool attendant. It seems he hadn’t finished what he started!”
Cackles of laughter from the women here. “Serves them right!” {the famous gal3athom!}
Not to be outdone, a couple of other women told about the Women’s Only days at some local beach resorts and how they were shocked at all the shameless petting and kissing that went on between scantily clad female couples in front of everyone.
Of course a quick survey of the web shows that sex in the swimming pool is one of the best places to engage in such hot activity. Some ask questions like can you die while having sex in the pool? Is there a danger of getting plugged in and not being able to disengage? Is it possible to have safe sex in a pool?
One answer to all of that: just have it in your own private pool please. No one wants to share your body fluids and risk becoming pregnant! (Another fallacy of course!)
Garota de Ipanema July 24, 2007
Posted by jewaira in Erotica, Fiction, Relationships, Sex, Stories.14 comments
I’m listening to Robert Plant singing If I were a carpenter..It’s a cover..the original was sung by Bobby Darin. But that’s besides the point.
I’m listening to this song and I’m thinking how good you make me feel, woman. When I saw you at the cafe, I wanted to drop down on my knees, and bury my face into your full skirt and hold those wonderfully rounded hips until I passed out at your feet.
But I sat there in my place, unable to move. Mesmerized. Yes, I’m talking about you. You know who you are, eyes like Sophia Loren.
Yesterday while watching TV, I saw the Diana crash and it brought back some memories. At the time, I was chatting with you on IM and I mentioned that. You asked me what I was doing on the day that Lady Diana died.
Nosferatu (Me, of course!) : On that day, I was in South Carolina, waiting to be taken to the airport.
IpanemaGirl: What were you doing in South Carolina?
I paused before responding. Should I tell you? Or should I tell you now how much I am thinking of crushing your lips with my own and feeling the heat of your tongue lashing my own with….Stop, I scold myself.
Nosferatu: I was visiting a friend. I’d chatted with this lady, who seemed interesting online and after some time, she invited me over. So on I went. And she met me at the airport.
IpanemaGirl: What was she like?
Oh, nothing like you, bronze princess, aloof queen of my dreams. So near, yet so far. Won’t you see me…alone? I think of licking the insides of your arms, from your wrists, to your shoulders and back down again with light sucking motion.
Nosferatu: She was not that good looking, but chubby which was what I like. She wore shorts and her thighs were big. Southern accent. Long blond hair and green eyes. Small nose. We got to her house and I find out she is actually divorced, but her husband still lives there.
IpanemaGirl: Unbelievable!
Nosferatu: He was fine with it. But it was odd though for me.
IpanemaGirl: Did you get along?
Nosferatu: She was friendly and liked having me around it seems. I stayed in the guest room. We did it once. It was not that good.
But I want you so badly now, I wanted to say. I wanted to tell you how..how hard I was getting just chatting to you..that I could no longer keep my laptop on my lap..it was taking a lopsided angle now..I want you to see the effect you have on me..
IpanemaGirl: I see. Must have been awkward. How was the sex?
Nosferatu: Average. We then went to a cowboy place,
IpanemaGirl: What’s that?
Nosferatu: It’s a bar cum restaurant cum dance place where they do those cowboy dances.
IpanemaGirl: Where they throw peanut shells on the floor?
Nosferatu: What movies do you see? No, we just sat around. Didn’t want to dance. But then another guy joined us. He was a good looking dude. She saw him on the dance floor and asked him to join us.
IpanemaGirl: At the same time as she was out with you?
Nosferatu: I was cool with it. Just wanted to eat my steak. He was a younger college kid. Cowboy. He was friendly and good looking but I just wanted to eat my steak and get out of there.
IpanemaGirl: And?
And I would like to be riding next to you right now in your little car. Do the driving, sweet lady, while my hand finds it way up your womanly thighs. I love those wide skirts you wear. So convenient.
Instead, I remember that she might block me for overstepping myself.
Nosferatu: Well, while on the dance floor, she asked him for a threesome which he rejected. Shortly after that we left. She was half drunk. We got home and did it again.
IpanemaGirl: You sound so matter of fact about it.
I do? Well, did you want me to describe the way we did it doggy style or as we would call it “ferensi”. Her ass was better looking than her face and it was fine in that position till I had had enough. Did you want me to describe the way she jiggled and shuddered?
I can’t say that to you…dare I think of your ass my IpanemaGirl? Dare I think of you with the tiny tan lines of a small bikini bottom bejeweling your wide hips?
Nosferatu: Well, it was nothing really. I slept early. I was up early the next morning. They went to a BBQ. I waited and waited for someone to take me to the airport. It was getting late. At that time I was watching the news and saw the Diana accident. I sat there following the events until she came with her niece and took me to the airport. And before you ask, no, I never went back again.
Silence. I wait. She doesn’t reply.
Nosferatu: So, what were you doing on the day of the crash?
She answers, unexpectedly:
IpanemaGirl: I’ll give you three guesses.
Three guesses? You’re cruel my IpanemaGirl. I can only imagine you in three places.now..under me, before me, and over me.
But I can’t write that, can I?
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Garota de Ipanema The Girl from Ipanema (54 cover versions)
What an urchin! July 22, 2007
Posted by jewaira in Erotica, Fiction, Stories, Sunday Fundays.36 comments
“Hi, SoSo baby.” I called out softly to her back as she sat cross legged on the empty sandbar. The full moon cast fairy lights into her long dark hair and I quickened my steps to reach her.
The night before had been intense and we had both slept in late. Around nine though I got up and slipped out without telling Soraya. I had some work to tend to in the City and I thought it was best not to disturb her. Unfortunately I had forgotten my mobile at the chalet and when Soraya eventually woke up, she was a bit upset that I had left without telling her where I was. In my hurry, I couldn’t even find Lawrence or Olivia to leave a message so I thought I would call once I was on the road.
When I eventually got through to the chalet phone, it was Olivia who answered and informed me in hushed tones that Madame Soraya was upset about my disappearance.
“I missed you,” I now whispered into her hair as I knelt down and hugged her from behind. Her back remained stiff and she didn’t turn around. I nuzzled the side of her neck and kissed her over and over as I explained my absence again.
“I made you some mrabian with dakkous beydian just the way you like!” I coaxed. “I stopped by the fish market on the way back and bought fresh shrimp..” Of course I had prepped Olivia by phone and she had all the ingredients ready for me once I arrived and had the shrimp peeled, deveined, and washed in no time. By then I knew that Soraya did not want to speak to me and making her a favourite dish was my way to appease her anger.
Now Soraya shrugged her shoulders and stiffened her back some more. I moved my hands in a quick soothing caress over the front of her body and was pleased to see her nipples were hard and erect under the thin chiffon beach dress she wore. At least her body liked me.
I turned on some music that I had brought with me and the sound filled the night air. The sandbar was wide and its surface was mostly smooth.
“I’m sorry, SoSo,” I repeated, kissing the nape of her neck and tugging at her hairs gently with my lips. “Lets dance, come on.”
I hoisted her up, still with her back against my chest and held her closely to me. She was reluctant but relieved I could tell to have gotten out of her still position. Mohammed Abdo’s voice rang out into the clear night sky and I swayed gently into Samri dance while holding her, my mouth near her left ear, singing the words softly, my hips nudging hers into movement, her feet slowly following my steps. She responded by relaxing visibly and sinking her shoulders back into my chest and laying her head against my shoulder. She smelled like the sea and her own light perfume. Her eyes were shut and the trace of a smile was on her face. Her body moved in sync with mine as we danced alone on the wide smooth sandbar. I pushed two fingers into the gap of her dress and unbuttoned it with a flick of my thumb. I slipped my hand through and caressed her smooth belly in slow circular motion and held her waist hard and said: “I love you. Don’t think I would ever do anything to hurt you.”
SoSo turned around and kissed me then and I responded with all the pent up fervour I had repressed all day. I lay her down on the mat she had been sitting on and supported her head with a rolled up towel. She looked at me and undid the buttons to her light summer dress. The white lace on her bra made her breasts even more magnificent under the moonlight. I unhooked the front of her bra slowly, and pushed it away to her sides. Her breasts rose in enticing soft mounds with beautifully shaped dark pink nipples. I faced her as I sat on my knees, gazing at them adoringly and she cried out “Stop that Mansour!” as she modestly threw her forearm to cover them. I removed her arm quietly and then got up to the edge of the water where there were some rocks. I picked up one and then another sea urchin, sea water dripping from their glistening black spines.
I came and sat over SoSo’s thighs with two black sea urchins in my hands. I placed them gently on SoSo’s upturned breasts and she drew in her breath sharply in shock as she saw the two creatures crawling on her body so dangerously positioned. The black spines on the sea urchins moved slowly over SoSo’s exposed breasts, rotating rhythmically in beautiful symmetry that could be seen even in the moonlight. Soraya didn’t speak as I kept my eyes on her and said:
“Relax, be in the moment.”
With my hands, I slowly rotated the urchins around her breasts, making her moan louder with every light prick of the black spines that only just missed piercing her delicate skin. I felt aroused seeing her reaction and my erection was hard and heavy in between her thighs. I pressed against her yielding body and how I ached to be inside her.
“Just a little bit, SoSo. Let me in just a little.” My hands were busy. I motioned to her to take care of me. She reached to fondle my hard erection under the beach shorts and pulled it out, moving it against her right thigh, and I slipped in with a heavy sigh of relief. Heaven.
“Be careful, Mansour..aii..aii!” She writhed under me and the look in her eyes made me lose control as I pressed just a little too hard with those sea urchins on my babies before I let them go. I felt my cum flow warmly as I released my passion into her.
It wasn’t a loud erotic moan this time. It was a cry of pain.
Damn! I had grinded a bit too vigorously with those urchins. Half a dozen black spindles stuck out of Soraya’s breasts as she looked at me, face contorted in pain. I stared in mute terror, aghast at what folly my hands had wrought.
Never Gonna Give You Up July 19, 2007
Posted by jewaira in Humour, Music.11 comments
Many ways to interpret this.
With him July 18, 2007
Posted by jewaira in Poetry.12 comments
Communion
with water
slipping deep;
deeper
and deeper
under the sea.
Communion
with spirit
sitting silently;
quietly
whispering
under my breathe.
Communion
with the black
expanse of sky;
falling,
somersaulting,
vaulting
into the beyond.
Unpredictable madness.

